Title: Shell Game (1/1)
Author: Sue
E-Mail: susieqla@yahoo.com
Website: None
Category: General/Het/JTS
Rating: PG
Summary: The Lone Gunmen stage a little legerdemain of their own.
Disclaimer: The X-Files characters and references are property of 10-13 Productions and FOX. No monetary profit being made.
Notes: Also, had to post this quick in order to feel better; for my private closure.

 

Shell Game

 

Chancing it, Frohike squinted a wary eye open.  Forever Yves, had her arm slung high across Jimmy's back.  He was still disconsolate, sobbing uncontrollably.  Nearly tenderly, she tugged on him to lead him off from the untimely death scene. Through the wire-reinforced glass pane, 'Hike saw her mouth, 'Come along now.  There's nothing we can do.  The F.B.I. and the C.D.C. must take over from here.'

"I can't believe they did that," the blubberer sobbed.  "They made the ultimate sacrifice to save us all."  His sobs threatened his ability to regain his breath.  "Th-they're heroes.  Honest to God heroes."  When he felt Yves' hand grip his shoulder, he battled to suck it in, but sucking it in sucked.

Slow to nod, Yves replied, "Yes, Jimmy.  They always were.  Forever shall they be."

"What are we gonna do without 'em?"

"Muddle through somehow, I suppose."  Her tone was hollow, lacking animation as though she indicted herself having spoken them.  She glanced into the cordoned off area, an unwilling eyewitness to the carnage then hung her head, and walked them away.

Once Frohike was certain they had gone, he called over to the slumped figure jammed up against the wall to his left, "Hey, Gilnitz,' wipe the Pepto Bismol from your foamy mouth.  Looks like the overacting all of us did paid off.  They're gone." Spryly taking to his feet, 'Hike went over to his pair of fallen comrades who had elected to 'die' side-by-side.  "It's cool, men.  Rise an' shine."

Langly loosened the ball-up of fabric his fist had clutched of the 'Ramones' lettering before 'buying it.'  Byers, sitting up now too, was straightening his tie, his eyes still fixed with a glassy stare, as though he were waking from an intense dream.  A dream that had its start as a nightmare.  He glanced over to the body soaked in plentiful pink liquid.

'John Gilnitz' was removing the bioluminescent gel pack from his chest, and wagging his head at the compact, grinning conspirator with his perpetual five o'clock shadow.  "Well, guys, welcome to my corner of the dark side.  Least now I'm gonna have company.  Takin' it on the lamb solo is the pits."

"Mulder, you can lose the mask now," the blond kibitzer bandied.  Not looking up from his chest, he began smoothing out his T-shirt, being extra fastidious with the lettering as well as the iconic imagery beneath.  "That voice gets creepier every time I hear it.  Lose the alterer too."

Byers, now standing, joined Frohike.  "We can't afford to linger."  He looked to the barrier, the one which Jimmy, in his desperation had tried to pry, then raise.  Langly, who had nimbly sprung to his feet had gone over to it, peered through the glass pane to see if they would have company soon.

"Byers is right.  We stick around here much longer, our con gets blown.  Fletcher remains the pain in our collective asses.  Wasted effort, and exposure Mulder risked, and didn't need."  In full surveillance mode, he flicked his long locks behind his left shoulder and took another look.  "High time we book.  Like now."

"Glad to do it, boys.  Do it a next time, if it needs being done again."  Mulder had the other barrier raised to shoulder height, and raised it several more inches.  "This way, boys.  At the end of this corridor there's a stairwell.  We take it, we get to the basement.  One door whose lock I had time to pick.  I've got a car parked in the parking lot of the Mickey Dee's, two blocks down."

While the men hustled on the move, Mulder gleefully said, "All these years you've helped me out of tight spots, and hooked me up with the goods..." Momentarily anticipatory, the Gunmen slowed down, but their friend insisted they keep moving.  He could run and gush gratitude at the same time.  "And we still won't be even.  Never will be.  Both Scully and I owe you so much.  We owe you our lives, and our baby's."

The former G-man pushed the door to the stairwell open and waited for his friends to pour through, then he produced some baling-like wire from the depths of his pants pocket, and closed off their escape.  At the bottom of the stairs, he shone a narrow-beamed flashlight at the compromised door.  "Skinner has it all arranged."

"The funeral," Byers supplied, sounding knowing and better composed.

"The whole shebang.  The caskets, the twenty-one gun salute at Arlington--"

"Wow--Arlington, man?" Langly crowed, then whistled.  "Def pulling of some super tight strings."

"Fitting resting place for fallen heroes, boys, don't ya think?"  Mulder had the doorknob targeted, with Frohike glued to his side.

"Mulder, man," he croaked out, but suddenly was too overcome by emotions that he had kept bottled up over the course of these more recent life-altering events.

"Come on, 'Hike, you can fuss and mush all over me later," Mulder reminded as he watched Byers and Langly go through the door.

"Yeah, Mulder.  Later..."  As he made to move ahead of Mulder, Mulder pulled 'Hike to himself hard, engulfing the warhorse in a crushing hug.

"I've arranged it so all the bases have been covered, Melvin.  Just a few more weeks, and it all changes for all of us, forever."  Holding 'Hike away then, Mulder said, "Scully's looking forward to it, she can't wait.  And neither can I."

"Yeah, man.  We've done our homework too."

"And, let's not forget Skinner too.  He's always been our man inside.  Once he does what he needs to, he has to decide whether he walks away, or stays.  I can't push him more than I already have."

Outside, they heard Langly and Byers clamoring for them to, in Langly's words, "Get the lead out."

The four of them ran all the way to the parking lot.  Once they were seated in the rented Toyota SUV, and the Gunmen had caught their breaths, Langly asked, "Mind if I hop out and get somethin' to eat before we hit the road?  It's way past my dinnertime.  My treat."

Byers', Mulder's and Frohike's eyeballs nearly dropped from their sockets.  There had been many 'firsts' tonight.  Their collective overload had been reached and surpassed when 'Hike had pulled down the fire alarm, sealing their fates.

"Wha'?" Langly said somewhere between a whine and a decree, "I stashed a little cash over the long haul.  My emergency food fund.  I'm feelin' generous.  Okay, what d'yall want?"

They watched him lope off to secure the fast food, ticking off their orders to himself aloud.  Mulder who was in the driver's seat looked around at Byers and Frohike with a self-satisfied grin ingratiating his face.  "I did good, huh?"

"You did good, and how," the pair of them unanimously agreed.

"I think it goes without saying, we love you, man," Frohike bestowed, gripping Mulder's forearm which rested atop the driver's backrest.

"Maybe one day, far in the future, we'll be able to tell Yves--I mean Lois, and Jimmy," Byers verbalized with an air of regret.

"Yeah, maybe," Frohike said tentatively, looking off to the MacDonald's and then at his watch.  "Golden boy better get my order right, or I'll make him walk to Washington."

"How'd ya think you'll like the weather out there, guys?" Mulder cued.

"Oh, I don't know," Byers said, sounding speculative, "it can't be any worse than D.C.'s humidity.  We're trading one species of precipitation for another."

Langly was coming back with their food.  He slid into the passenger seat and handed one of the two aromatic bags back to his compatriots.  "Let's hit it, Mulder.  If you thought I was paranoid, before, dude.  You ain't seen nothin' yet."

"Why?" Mulder asked his internal radar piqued, starting the engine with Langly's eyes threading back to the MacDonald's.  "Something hinkey happen in there?"

"No.  I just got the heebie-geebies that's all.  Big-time, super-sized."  Mulder put the car in gear, as Langly spoke around bites of his mutant-looking Big Mac, and some fries.  "Man, am I glad to be blowin' this phony, uptight, hypocritical town once and for all.  Fightin' the future can be done just as easily in a refitted bunker in the woods outside of Spokane, as it can outta an old, drafty basement in a warehouse."

"Yeah, I second that," Frohike chimed in.  He pulled out a super-sized fries for Byers and one for himself.  "Hey, man, you forgot our drinks," he barked at Langly.

"Like I'm gonna go back for 'em.  We can get something, someplace else."

"I don't know," Byers said, having second thoughts about what he'd ordered, wrinkling his nose at the greasy sticks, as Mulder drove past the Smithsonian.  "I have always felt very much at home here."

After the laughter issuing from throats that had been made raw from the inhalation of too much pure benzole for tactical purposes ebbed, Mulder, Frohike and Langly chorused, "Yeah, Byers, you would..."

The New Beginning...

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